Technophobes need to apologise for “just put it in plain English you stupid machine!” because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an “app” has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like “oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We’ll try again soon!” which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word “network”.
Give me sixty lines of error code that tell me in excruciating detail exactly which memory address fucked up. I want microsecond accurate interrupt calls. I want to be able to find the individual transistor that caused this issue and humiliate it in front of its peers.