ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten
always amazed by how apple users go to bat for the phone that gets worse forever
okay so yeah, unironically would love this hypothetical iPhone. i can use punchcards with it? 8-tracks? fuck yes!
but also like… the actual list there? fairly basic shit. like… literally any Android phone has most of it, and they’re still pretty fucking slim.
